Collection: Rude & NSFW Birthday Cards
18+ Only. Unfiltered Banter for Birthdays
Subtlety isn’t an option, we don’t hold back and absolutely only designed for adults - If you’re after a card that gets down and dirty, you’re in the right place.
Our Rude & NSFW Birthday Cards are made for grown-ups who like their banter and insults (or intrusive thoughts!) unfiltered, no BS. Made right here in the UK. Our cards serve up the kind of adult humour that’s as real as it gets.
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Funny Birthday Card - Happy Birth_ay, You Can Give Me the 'D' Later
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Funny Birthday Card - From Jizz to Fabulous
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Funny Birthday Card - For My Favourite Bitch To Bitch About
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Funny Birthday Card - Happy Birthday You Absolute Wanker
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Funny Birthday Card - Happy Birthday Bitch
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Rude Birthday Card - Happy Birthday Cunt
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Funny Birthday Card - Happy Birthday Basic Bitch
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Funny Birthday Card - Happy Birthday You Total Slaaaaaag
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Funny Birthday Card - Happy Birthday from One Cunt to Another
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Funny Birthday Card - Happy Birthday You Absolute Knobhead
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Funny Birthday Card - Happy Birthday You Magnificent Bitch!
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Funny Birthday Card - You're Still a Cunt, Just Older
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Funny Birthday Card - Happy Birthday Knobhead
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Funny Birthday Card - ONE YEAR OLDER, STILL A DICKHEAD
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Funny Birthday Card - Happy Birthday Twat
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Funny Birthday Card - Happy Birthday Bitch, You Legendary Bitch!
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