Same attitude, just with more back pain. Ageing gracefully was never an option.
This card’s a classic for the mate who calls you worse and still expects a pint. No fluff, no fake wishes - just pure, unfiltered birthday truth. You're still a cunt. Just older. And somehow even more loveable for it.
Go on, give them the laugh they absolutely deserve. They’ll pretend to hate it.
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