About Roast and Roses

Our Journey to Real, No-Nonsense Cards

We started out just having a bit of a laugh – making cards and little gifts for our friends and family. We wanted to create something honest and fun that real people could relate to. At Roast and Roses, we make UK greeting cards that are brutally honest, funny, and sometimes just a bit rude for a laugh – exactly how we like our humour.

From the start, we noticed that people weren’t after overblown, fancy cards. They wanted something genuine, something that told it like it is, – a card that cuts through the fluff and  really speaks their mind. That’s why we built Roast and Roses.

All our cards is handmade right here in the UK on premium 300gsm cardstock. Our mission is to deliver greeting cards that are not just funny or rude, but downright brutally honest – cards that speak to you and help make your celebrations memorable.

What We Stand For

We’re a small family-run business that believes greeting cards should be as real as the people who send them. We’re here for the everyday person – no corporate jargon, no pretence. Our cards are crafted with a proper dose of humour, authenticity, and the kind of common sense that comes from living a real life. Whether you need a funny birthday card, a rude birthday card, or a brutally honest greeting card, we’ve got you covered. Every card is made right here in the UK, ensuring quality and genuine care in every detail.

Meet the Crew

We’re down-to-earth people who enjoy a good laugh and aren’t afraid to speak our minds. Made up of Aimee and Mike. From the initial idea to the final finished product, we bounce of each other to keep things real and relatable for our customers.

Become Part of Our Cheeky Fam

If you’re after UK greeting cards that tell it like it is – without all the fluff – you’ve come to the right place. Sign up to our mailing list to get the latest on our brutally honest, funny, and rude birthday cards. We promise to keep it genuine, simple, and full of the kind of banter that makes every occasion a little more memorable.