Happy Birthday, you basic bitch. Personality still pending.
This one’s for the mate who drinks iced coffee in winter, thinks brunch is a personality, and still somehow gets away with it. Bright, bold and mildly insulting - just like them. It’s the ultimate birthday roast, wrapped in millennial pink and attitude.
They’ll roll their eyes, flip their hair, and secretly love it.
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