Time flies when you’re being a dickhead. Congrats, you’ve kept the streak alive.
This card’s for the mate who somehow gets more annoying with every birthday, but you keep them around anyway. A little roast, a lot of truth, and just enough affection to get away with it. Give it with a pint and a raised eyebrow.
One year older, still a dickhead. Wouldn’t have it any other way.
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