Your mate’s turned another year older and somehow still acts like a child. Classic. Time to hit them with the only birthday message that makes sense: “HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU ABSOLUTE KNOBHEAD.”
It’s rude, it’s loud, it’s painfully accurate. Ideal for the mate who deserves a slap more than a card. Stick this in their hand, and remind them how lucky they are to have you.
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