Some people deserve a gold star. Others deserve five—and a bit of abuse with it. This card delivers both.
“To a Special 5 Star Cunt” is the highest compliment we offer round here. Bang on for your best mate, work friend, or anyone who’s tolerated your nonsense and still stuck around. Say cheers the proper way blunt, bold, and slightly offensive.
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