Congrats, you’re older! Still breathing and still moaning about your back? Iconic.
This birthday card’s for the legends who don’t need balloons and bunting, just a decent roast and maybe a sit-down. It’s blunt, it’s true, and it’ll get a proper chuckle out of anyone who’s no longer ID’d at the offie.
Not getting younger, but still alive. That’s a win these days.
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