They’ve survived another year and somehow got more annoying. Classic knob behaviour.
This card says it plain and simple - they’re still a knob, but you’re still showing up. Whether it’s for a mate, sibling, or that one work mate who never shuts up, it’s the perfect roast with just enough charm to get away with it.
Stick it in a gift bag or just lob it at them. They’ll get the message.
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