Still waiting on that “Thanks.” text from last year? Sounds about right.
This one’s for the Dad who replies like he's using Morse code. Late-night thumbs-ups, blurry memes from 2013, and voice notes that sound like he’s under water - all part of the charm.
It’s a gentle dig, not a full takedown. He’ll laugh (eventually), once someone shows him how to open it. Classic Dad.
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