Ageing like fine wine? More like slowly fermenting and forgetting where you put your specs. Still, here we are.
This card’s for the mate who claims to be ageing gracefully, but you’ve seen the panic when the cake arrives and the candles nearly trigger the smoke alarm. A gentle roast with just enough charm to keep it funny, not fatal.
Pour them a drink and remind them - old is fine, but flammable is pushing it.
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