Who needs artificial intelligence when your they are already a walking fact machine?
This card’s perfect for letting them know you’ve fully accepted defeat - they're always right, even when they're not. A cheeky nod to every conversation where “actually” means game over. You’ll laugh, they'll smirk, and deep down you both know they'll bring it up for years.
Hand it over, then step away slowly. They're already five moves ahead.
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