Birthday Card - Aging Like Fine Wine, If You Start Seeing the White Light, Don’t Go Toward It, It’s Just Your Birthday Candles
Valentine’s Card - It’s a Day for Romance (Apparently), Let’s Do This Day in Style by Sitting on Our Phones Ignoring Each Other
Birthday Card - Happy Birthday, You Magnificent B-word, Let’s Pretend You’re Approachable Just for Today
Get Well Soon Card - I Thought You Were Attention Seeking, But Turns Out You Really Are Poorly, My Bad